Best Man Jokes

This is where you’ll find a huge selection of Best Man Speech Jokes and One-Liners ready for you to use in your speech to ensure your witty banter gets every guest giggling.
Use our categories on the right hand column to filter the jokes and help you tailor your speech with relevant gags and one-liners to make the ideal best man speech.

Wedding Car Hire

Wedding Car Hire

One of the key tasks that the best man will be asked of, is to get the groom to the wedding relaxed and on time. There is no better way to look after your groom than to hire a brilliant wedding car for the day, so that

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Best Man by default

Groom

For those of you here today that don’t know me, I’m Dave. I have been Ian’s mate since Thursday last week. I was the successful applicant to an advert he placed online asking for someone to pose as his friend. Apparently I got the role by default

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Proposed in the Pub

Proposed in a pub

Dan was in a pub when he proposed to Marie. It was all very romantic indeed – he got up on one knee. Related Jokes and One Liners: Flowers Guests are freeloaders Hand Job Mummys Boy

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Smell the Fear

Nervous of best man speech

Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, as introduced, I am the best man and it is my job to deliver a wonderful speech full of witty comments and tales of the groom’s past. I’ll admit to you that I’m extremely nervous at present. I’m sure

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Flowers

Best man giving his speech

Warren really does know his wife so well. I was chatting to him last week and I asked him what Marie’s favourite flower was, he instantly replied ‘self-raising’ I think. Related Jokes and One Liners: Model Lover Sex and Marriage Welsh Honeymoon Hard to Follow

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Wonderful Husband

Gayle, you’re truly a wonderful woman, who clearly deserves a wonderful husband. And I’m not going to rest until I finally get to the bottom of what’s gone wrong here. Related Jokes and One Liners: Model Lover Sex and Marriage Bridal Threats Flowers

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Hard to Follow

Bride and Groom

I’d also like to congratulate Nick on delivering a truly memorable speech, I always thoought it would be hard to follow, and I was correct, I could hardly follow a word of it. Related Jokes and One Liners: Next Wedding Welsh Honeymoon Model Lover Mummys Boy

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Next Wedding

Groom

I’ve not made many speeches during my life, and it’s fair to say that I’m a little nervous stood here before you. I was reassured by the Groom though, he took me aside yesterday and calmed me down, he said if I did a good job with

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Wall of Silence

Microphone

Before I start, I have to say that I did request a microphone, but was informed that one wasn’t available. So if you are sitting towards the back and can’t hear me too well, the utter silence from those at the front should be enough to reassure

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Mummys Boy

Mummy's Boy

Part of my duties as the Best Man were to look after James last night, and make sure he got to bed well rested and prepared for his wedding today. In fact, it’s fair to say he slept like a baby…. after hours spent swigging from a

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