Best Man Jokes

This is where you’ll find a huge selection of Best Man Speech Jokes and One-Liners ready for you to use in your speech to ensure your witty banter gets every guest giggling.
Use our categories on the right hand column to filter the jokes and help you tailor your speech with relevant gags and one-liners to make the ideal best man speech.

Wedding Car Hire

Wedding Car Hire

One of the key tasks that the best man will be asked of, is to get the groom to the wedding relaxed and on time. There is no better way to look after your groom than to hire a brilliant wedding car for the day, so that

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Flowers

Best man giving his speech

Warren really does know his wife so well. I was chatting to him last week and I asked him what Marie’s favourite flower was, he instantly replied ‘self-raising’ I think. Related Jokes and One Liners: Model Lover Sex and Marriage Welsh Honeymoon Hard to Follow

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Hard to Follow

Bride and Groom

I’d also like to congratulate Nick on delivering a truly memorable speech, I always thoought it would be hard to follow, and I was correct, I could hardly follow a word of it. Related Jokes and One Liners: Next Wedding Welsh Honeymoon Model Lover Mummys Boy

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Mummys Boy

Mummy's Boy

Part of my duties as the Best Man were to look after James last night, and make sure he got to bed well rested and prepared for his wedding today. In fact, it’s fair to say he slept like a baby…. after hours spent swigging from a

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