Cheeky

Proposed in the Pub

Proposed in a pub

Dan was in a pub when he proposed to Marie. It was all very romantic indeed – he got up on one knee.

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Welsh Honeymoon

Bangor

I was talking to the groom last night, trying to keep him calm, I asked him about the honeymoon he’d planned, and he started telling me you’re off to Wales, is that correct ? No? I’m sure he said he was going to Bangor all week…..?

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Hand Job

Dishwasher

Getting married is like buying a dishwasher; you’ll never need to do it by hand again…..

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Nervous Opening Line

Nervous of best man speech

Ladies and Gentleman, Boys and Girls I hope you are all enjoying yourselves today, I’m not saying I’m nervous about speaking in front of you all but I now find myself standing up from a warm seat with a piece of paper in my hand for the

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Guests are freeloaders

Free Lunch

It’s nice to see that the Bride and Grooms friends and family have travelled far and wide from around the globe to be with them here today at this special occasion. It really does show how far you people will go for a free lunch.

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Marriage is not just a word

Best man giving his speech

Contrary to popular belief, marriage is not just a word, it’s a sentence….. a life sentence!

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Researching the speech

Searching for best man speech ideas

When it came to writing my best man speech, I didn’t really know where to begin so I thought I’d spend some time searching the internet. After a few hours I‘d found some really, really good quality stuff. But then I remembered that I was supposed to

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