Opening Line

Best Man by default

Groom

For those of you here today that don’t know me, I’m Dave. I have been Ian’s mate since Thursday last week. I was the successful applicant to an advert he placed online asking for someone to pose as his friend. Apparently I got the role by default

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Smell the Fear

Nervous of best man speech

Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, as introduced, I am the best man and it is my job to deliver a wonderful speech full of witty comments and tales of the groom’s past. I’ll admit to you that I’m extremely nervous at present. I’m sure

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Wall of Silence

Microphone

Before I start, I have to say that I did request a microphone, but was informed that one wasn’t available. So if you are sitting towards the back and can’t hear me too well, the utter silence from those at the front should be enough to reassure

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Formalities

Best man giving his speech

I am honored to be standing here as the Best Man today. Malaties, Malaties, Malaties, Malaties. Well that’s the formalities out of the way, let’s get on with telling stories about the Groom.

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Bridal Threats

Groom

Good afternoon Ladies and Gentlemen, you will pleased to know that my speech will last only a few minutes because of my throat…. If I go on too long the Bride has threatened to cut it.

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Nervous Opening Line

Nervous of best man speech

Ladies and Gentleman, Boys and Girls I hope you are all enjoying yourselves today, I’m not saying I’m nervous about speaking in front of you all but I now find myself standing up from a warm seat with a piece of paper in my hand for the

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Won in a raffle

Won in a raffle

On behalf of our beautiful Bridesmaids, I’d like to thank Steve for his praise of them and yes, they are truly beautiful. Of course, they are only eclipsed by our stunning Bride, Elaine, who I think you’ll all agree looks like one in a million. Steve on

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Apprehensive

Funny Best Man

Good afternoon Ladies and Gentleman. If anyone here who is feeling worried, nervous or apprehensive, you are either me, or you just married the Groom.

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