Poke fun at the Groom

Best Man by default

Groom

For those of you here today that don’t know me, I’m Dave. I have been Ian’s mate since Thursday last week. I was the successful applicant to an advert he placed online asking for someone to pose as his friend. Apparently I got the role by default

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Proposed in the Pub

Proposed in a pub

Dan was in a pub when he proposed to Marie. It was all very romantic indeed – he got up on one knee.

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Flowers

Best man giving his speech

Warren really does know his wife so well. I was chatting to him last week and I asked him what Marie’s favourite flower was, he instantly replied ‘self-raising’ I think.

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Wonderful Husband

Gayle, you’re truly a wonderful woman, who clearly deserves a wonderful husband. And I’m not going to rest until I finally get to the bottom of what’s gone wrong here.

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Hard to Follow

Bride and Groom

I’d also like to congratulate Nick on delivering a truly memorable speech, I always thoought it would be hard to follow, and I was correct, I could hardly follow a word of it.

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Next Wedding

Groom

I’ve not made many speeches during my life, and it’s fair to say that I’m a little nervous stood here before you. I was reassured by the Groom though, he took me aside yesterday and calmed me down, he said if I did a good job with

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Mummys Boy

Mummy's Boy

Part of my duties as the Best Man were to look after James last night, and make sure he got to bed well rested and prepared for his wedding today. In fact, it’s fair to say he slept like a baby…. after hours spent swigging from a

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Condoms

I was reminiscing with the Groom last night about us being lads and growing up, he reminded me of the time we were shy teenage boys we bought some condoms. The groom reminded me of when you are young, you go and buy one at a time

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Model Lover

Mini

I would like to share one moment from the stag night with you all, just to give you a little insight into the groom. I asked James what he wanted to get from his upcoming marriage. He replied, in all sincerity, “I hope to be a model

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